As in, you know, Mackenzie Phillips, I probably would have been OK not knowing that you slept with your father. Or, psst, Andre Agassi, I don’t know that it makes my life richer knowing that you abused crystal meth back in the ’90s. So don’t say you’re doing it to help us. Admit it, AFP editor Chris Graham advises. You’re trying to sell us something. AFP Video. Length: 1:34.