Donald Trump’s support among male voters is supposedly a function of backlash against “toxic masculinity,” which we’re being led to believe is why Trump made reference to a dead golfer’s junk at a recent campaign rally – you know, because the “toxic masculinity” set wants to hear a guy tell them how big another guy’s dick is.
I’m here to call BS on this particular talking point.
I mean, it might just be me, but I would think that the toxicity bros wouldn’t want to hear about some other guy’s supposedly big dick, but I think that because the toxic bros that I know are toxic, first and foremost, because they don’t think their dicks are big enough as it is.
It doesn’t stand to reason, then, to think that telling these guys about another guy with a bigger dick is going to somehow impress them.
Little dick syndrome is why the bros go to their Reddit forums to complain about how hot chicks won’t have anything to do with them.
It’s why they buy big red trucks – to compensate for their little white dicks.
It’s obvious why they have issue with lesbians; see above, lesbians are yet another group of women who won’t have anything to do with them.
Their problem with gays isn’t that gay guys are a threat to them; it’s that they don’t like being confused as being one of them, which is why they make sure to act as toxically masculine as they can.
It’s a cover, basically, this toxic masculinity.
I can’t possibly be gay if I’m hitting on women and making sure everybody knows that I hate the gays.
And don’t forget the big red truck.
The toxi-bros who can’t afford the big red truck will settle for the mufflers that actually make their beater cars sound like race cars.
Me drive loud car, my dick not small, me not gay, being the message they’re trying to send there.
Which gets us back to Donald Trump, and what he’s really doing when he’s out there telling stories about some other guy’s big dick.
You don’t need me to spell it out for you, do you?
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Chris Graham
