newsthe latest bit of genius from tucker carlson we should invade canada
Perspectives

The latest bit of genius from Tucker Carlson: We should invade Canada

tucker carlson
(© Aleksandr Dyskin – Shutterstock)

Fox News weenie Tucker Carlson, in between thumbing through boudoir photos of sexy M&M’s, proposed on Thursday the bright idea of the U.S. military invading Canada.

The idea came up in an interview with Carlson and emasculated Hillsdale College professor David Azzerad on Carlson’s “Fox Nation” show.

“I’m completely in favor of a Bay of Pigs operation to liberate that country,” Carlson said. “Why should we stand back and let our biggest trading partner, the country with which we share the longest border — and actually, I’ll just say, a great country, I love Canada, I’ve always loved Canada because of its natural beauty — why should we let it become Cuba?”

Canada is on the verge of becoming Cuba, to Carlson’s reasoning, because it has a progressive prime minster, Justin Trudeau.

Our neighbors to the north have long since put a universal healthcare system in place, and have given up on trying to figure out what it is about America that makes us all want to shoot each other.

And now they have to endure hearing a guy that you can’t let go down the candy aisle at the grocery store unattended calling for a U.S. military invasion.

“We’re spending all this money to liberate Ukraine from the Russians, why are we not sending an armed force north to liberate Canada from Trudeau?” Carlson said.

Another idea: an invasion of the Fox News corporate offices to liberate us from Tucker Carlson.

Chris Graham

Chris Graham

In addition to being the editor of Augusta Free Press, I've written seven books, including Poverty of Imagination and Team of Destiny: Inside Virginia Basketball’s Run to the 2019 National Championship, both published in 2019, and The Worst Wrestling Pay-Per-View Ever, published in 2018. For my commentaries on news, sports and politics, go to my YouTube page, youtube.com/chrisgrahamAFP. Want to reach me? Try [email protected].

Latest News

baseball
Sports

#8 Virginia opens Disharoon Park homestand with 8-3 win over High Point

mike hollins uva football
Sports

Mike Hollins back at UVA practice: ‘It is literally a miracle that I’m here today’

Mike Hollins spent 20 minutes taking questions from the media on Tuesday, his first extended Q&A since the tragic events of Nov. 13 that took the lives of teammates Devin Chandler, Lavel Davis Jr. and D’Sean Perry.

Shaun Alexanderlane Hiner
Virginia

Bedford County authorities searching for Blue Ridge teen missing since Monday

The Bedford County Sheriff’s Office is requesting the public’s assistance in locating a 16-year-old.

alycia cooper
Culture

National comedian Alycia Cooper brings short film to Vinegar Hill Theatre

Virginia Beach oceanfront concert
Culture

Virginia Beach concert series announces first six performances

nascar
Sports

Podcast: Joey Logano wins in Atlanta, plus the latest on Jimmie Johnson

ncaa tournament
Sports

Sweet 16 Thursday Preview: More upsets in the offing in East, West regions?