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Colin Cowherd: This Zima’s for you

Chris Graham

cowherdWhy anybody listens to, watches or considers Colin Cowherd qualified to do more than wipe other people’s asses is beyond comprehension, but he was back at kneecapping UVA today.

At least this time he picked a fight with the relevant sport on Grounds.

“Rooting for UVA bb is rooting for pleated khakis,” Cowherd tweeted today. Funny, considering dude is the poster boy for pleated khakis.

Same as it was funny that he ranted a while ago about UVA football fans being “daiquiri drinking” “weinees” who chug Zimas at tailgates.

Look at that guy. Seriously. “Weinee” is generous. Half a Zima, and he’s dozing off on the couch with his hand down his pants.

“Actively rooting against Virginia. Watchable basketball dies a little each time they win,” he tweeted.

Again, funny. The Deuce and ESPNU used to be watchable, before they called up the backup weekend guy from Pretty Boy, USA.

“If Virginia wins it promotes slow down hoops. I root for better bb for the long term.”

And we root for better trolling for the long term. Seriously, hashtagging your troll tweets #firecolin? That reeks of desperation, not to mention vintage Brut and dandruff shampoo.

“It’s not trolling when you deeply believe in something. I believe UVA bb style is bad for coll bb.”

Same as we believe you probably are qualified to wipe other people’s asses, upon reflection.

– Column by Chris Graham

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Chris Graham is the founder and editor of Augusta Free Press. A 1994 alum of the University of Virginia, Chris is the author and co-author of seven books, including Poverty of Imagination, a memoir published in 2019. For his commentaries on news, sports and politics, go to his YouTube page, TikTok, BlueSky, or subscribe to Substack or his Street Knowledge podcast. Email Chris at [email protected].

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