Dumbass racist White folks have donated, to this point, $137,000 to help a now-former Wisconsin Cinnabon stand employee who told a Somali customer that he is a “n****r,” gave him a double-middle-finger salute and invited him to “suck it,” pointing to her, you know, get back on her feet.
The winner of the genetic lottery here, identified as Crystal Wilsey, 43, of Oneida, Wisc., has been charged with more than a dozen criminal offenses dating back to 2001, including charges of child endangerment, disorderly conduct and drug possession.
You can’t choose your heroes, of course.
And our hero to the cousin-lovers here stands to benefit, bigly, for being a proud MAGA bigot – because of all the other proud MAGA bigots who are now deifying her, for daring to stand up to, you know, the Blacks.
“These Islamic retards are evil and their attempts to intimidate you were VILE!” one $20 anonymous donor wrote on the GiveSendGo page set up for the purpose of “making sure Crystal lands on her feet after this betrayal” – the betrayal being, oh, yeah, she was fired, immediately.
If you’re hoping I was going to link to the page: you’re crazy.
“Send all them Sub Saharans back to Africa,” wrote another donor, who chipped in $29, and obviously pays close attention to the Dear Leader, who has been leading the n-word brigade with bromides aimed at Somali immigrants.
“Enough is enough. I’m happy to keep adding businesses to never spend money at again. Especially purely discretionary spending,” a $25 anonymous donor wrote, sending a clear message to the marketplace – that message being, we need us some racist cinnamon buns, stat.
The dustup between Wilsey and the customers – the Somali man and his wife, identified online as Green Bay resident Farhia Ahmed – stemmed from a dispute on Dec. 5 over how much caramel Wilsey had put on a caramel pecan cinnamon roll.
Wilsey made a disparaging comment about Ahmed’s hijab – “You could see me squeezing it through that witch-craft bandana you’re wearing on top of your head,” was the disparaging comment in question – and the situation, predictably, escalated from there.
A Somali Muslim couple were racially abused at a Cinnabon bakery in Wisconsin after they asked for extra caramel on their buns.
The member of staff, identified as Crystal Terese Wilsey, attacked the Muslim woman’s hijab before calling them both “nig*ers” multiple times while… pic.twitter.com/VxWCQhEPI3
— 5Pillars (@5Pillarsuk) December 8, 2025
Wilsey was “immediately terminated” by the independent franchise owner, according to a statement from Cinnabon corporate, which said Wilsey’s actions “do not reflect our values or the welcoming experience every guest deserves.”
Perhaps the franchisee needs to bone up on the welcoming experience thing in terms of his hiring decisions.
Wilsey has faced a litany of charges, per reporting from the Murdoch-owned New York Post, including multiple charges of disorderly conduct, two DUIs, multiple drug charges and child endangerment.
A credit to the White race, this one.
“Im tired of jug headed, yellow eyed blacks being anywhere near me or my family. Ill do anything to support someone else whos racist,” a $20 donor ID’g himself as Big Mikes 12-inch wrote on the donation page.
She’s going to be doing OnlyFans in a hot minute, isn’t she?