Andy Schmookler: Bob Goodlatte’s bogus ‘big government’ theme

Contributors

There’s too much dishonesty in American politics these days, and it’s disabling us from navigating our way into a successful future. My opponent Bob Goodlatte is part of the problem, and one example of this is his major campaign theme that we Americans need him and his party to protect us from some threat from “big government.” This argument obscures the truth.

Cold Fusion: Yogi Berra Edition

Contributors

Lawrence Peter “Yogi” Berra is considered to be one of the best, if not the best, catchers of all time. He appeared in eighteen All Star Games, won thirteen World Series as a player or coach, and was American League Most Valuable Player three times. What Yogi is most often remembered for these days are some of his unusual quotes which are a delightful combination of truth, wisdom, and ignorance. None of them were ever mean spirited to one particular person; however, Yogi did say “all pitchers are liars or crybabies.”

PG-13 Comedy Night at WTA’s Gateway

Contributors

A new set of comedians will bring a second season of comedy to WTA’s Gateway in October. David Wingfield and his fellow Richmond comedians Jesse Jarvis and Jesse Thomas promise a night of PG-13 humor. It will be a great way for audiences to spend a Saturday night. Wingfield and Associates Comedy Night is Saturday October 27 at 8 pm at 329 West Main in Downtown Waynesboro.

Press Conference: Frank Beamer

Chris Graham

I think we had a really good opportunity to beat a really good football team. It goes back to about six or seven plays that if they had gone our way it would have been a different ball game. Some was our doing and some were other things, but I firmly believe we have important games left and its how you finish up.

Death by Chocolate: The ultimate whodunit

Chris Graham

It started out as a fun evening of chocolate and champagne at an Augusta County Historical Society fundraiser held in the Smith Center for History and Art in Downtown Staunton. And then the evening turned sinister as party attendee and prominent architectural preservationist Bill Frazier turns up dead in the very building he helped restore a decade ago. At least that’s what supposedly happens at the hilarious mystery spoof, “Death by Chocolate,” being conducted by the society on Sunday, November 4 at 7 p.m.