Today’s Top Story: Donald Trump, in today’s installment of “Dumb Trump Stuff,” told a crowd of supporters in Michigan on Thursday that “in six states, you’re allowed to kill the baby after the baby is born.”
I wish I making this up.
Trump was telling a story about an interview with an NBC “fake news” reporter, “a very terrible person, but she’s OK, actually,” he said, in his usual mealy-mouthed way of speaking, and bragged about how he “handled it very nicely, because you know what, that’s so overplayed. We have abortions. We have the whole thing brought back into the states where it belongs.”
“I was just telling this reporter the real problem and the real radicals on that issue are the Democrats, where you can have an abortion in the ninth month,” Trump said. “And in six states, you’re allowed to kill the baby after the baby is born. And you know, one of those states is Minnesota where this Tampon Tim comes from.”
“Tampon Tim” is Trump’s dumb nickname for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, but you knew that already.
If you need the fact-check on this: one, shame on you, and two, no, there aren’t any states, much less six, in which “you’re allowed to kill the baby after the baby is born.”
Three, Minnesota is not among these “six” nonexistent states.
Next up in “Dumb Stuff” is Trump’s repost of a tweet of a decades-old photo of Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton with the caption, “Funny how blowjobs impacted both their careers differently…”
Haha, get it? Because, see …
The MAGA set has latched on to the notion that Harris only got her start in politics due to the help of former San Francisco mayor Willie Brown, who she briefly dated 30 years ago.
Seriously, Brown appointed her to the Unemployment Insurance Appeals Board and later to the California Medical Assistance Commission.
Really, truly, she doesn’t go on to be elected district attorney, state attorney general, U.S. senator and vice president if not for being appointed to those two backwater commissions.
The issue here is, white MAGA males, and the subservient white MAGA females who answer to them, can’t seem to get it, that women are perfectly capable on their own of graduating from college, graduating from law school, working their way up from assistant district attorney to being elected to the top job, and doing a good enough job there to continue to climb the ladder, without needing a man.
Actually, it kinda goes against everything the MAGAs believe – that men are lords of the realm, and women exist only to serve their sexual needs, raise the kids and make dinner.
It’s what Make America Great Again is all about: taking America back to a time when white males ran the world, women, blacks and Latinos knew their place, and there was no such thing as an LGBTQ+.
This last one, addressed to Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg, is just funny.
“We are watching him closely, and if he does anything illegal this time, he will spend the rest of his life in prison – as will others who cheat in the 2024 Presidential Election.”
This comes from what is apparently a new book from Trump, Save America, which, if he actually had anything to do with writing it, would mean he’s now written more books (one; he didn’t write The Art of the Deal, a ghostwriter did, so that one doesn’t count) than he’s read.
His beef with Zuckerberg: the guy doesn’t suck up to Trump enough, I guess.
Zuckerberg, the latest ghostwriter wrote in Save America, “would come to the Oval Office to see me” and “bring his very nice wife to dinners, be as nice as anyone could be, while always plotting install shameful Lock Boxes in a true PLOT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT.”
“He told me there was nobody like Trump on Facebook. But at the same time, and for whatever reason, steered it against me. We are watching him closely, and if he does anything illegal this time, he will spend the rest of his life in prison – as will others who cheat in the 2024 Presidential Election.”
Those two deserve each other.
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