Jim Bishop: Cheesy jokes-It’s as gouda as it gets

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Column by Jim Bishop [email protected]   “Cheese it, the cops!” Now, where did that phrase originate? Did a bunch of dudes get caught while breaking into the refrigerated section of a super market? Fortunately – I guess – a quick Google search provides this cheesy explanation: “Cheese it!” was a popular expression in the 19th…

Sanford D. Horn: Many villains, no heroes

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Column by Sanford D. Horn Submit guest columns: [email protected]   Rahm Emanuel is the opportunist’s opportunist. The Obama administration chief of staff first said “never let a serious crisis go to waste.” Then, this past weekend, Emanuel referred to Congressman Joe Barton’s apology to BP as a “gift,” demonstrative of how the GOP would behave….

Bruce Sallan: What a wonderful world

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A Dad’s Point-of-View column by Bruce Sallan www.brucesallan.com   Last year, after my honeymoon to Africa, I struggled a bit to find the right material from that extraordinary experience to write about in my column. Happily, I came through with two of my personal favorite columns: each called “African Reflections” (Parts One and Two). This…

Poetry at the Augusta County Library

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Edited by Chris Graham [email protected]   April is National Poetry Month, and Augusta County Library in Fishersville is ready with several events and activities. “In Their Own Words” will take place at noon on Friday, April 9. The public is invited to bring lunch and listen to two library staff members. Mary Binda, known for…

Jim Bishop: ScrappleFest gang lives low on the hog

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Column by Jim Bishop Submit guest columns: [email protected]   PERKASIE, PA – It was one of those much anticipated magical moments that don’t happen often enough, so when it does, you try to savor every minute. Saturday, March 6, 10 Bishop first cousins assembled at Tom Bishop’s comfortable suburban Perkasie, home for the premier event…

Tea, anyone?

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   Column by David Reynolds Submit guest columns: [email protected] Or should that be, “Tea, everyone?” A few million of my closest friends are having a party. Please join. But I must warn you, there are long lines forming from both the political right – and the left! Still, the bandwagon won’t leave without you. Surprised?…

The governor’s seal of approval

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Westwood Hills Elementary among those honored by Kaine Staff Report News Tips: [email protected] Gov. Timothy M. Kaine today announced that 153 Virginia public schools have earned the 2010 Governor’s Award for Educational Excellence. The award is the highest honor under the Virginia Index of Performance incentive program created by the Board of Education in 2007…

Midlife couple declares: ‘Why knot?’

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   Column by Jim Bishop Submit guest columns: [email protected] Rose Stoltzfus Shenk, 41, of Harrisonburg, is a widow with four boys between 5 and 11 years old. Bruce Buckwalter, 40, of Harrisonburg, is single and never been married. Credit an Internet computer program for bringing the two together. Rose spent her early years in East…