‘Good vs. Evil’? | MAGA rap/country duo n-words their way through song on lynching

Late-night comedian questions the official story on the Charlie Kirk murder, gets canceled. Two MAGA White dudes release a song romanticizing the lynching of “n****z,” and … crickets.

“We ought to do it like they did it way back in the day, because grandaddy’s way works best,” is among the lyrics in the song “Good vs. Evil,” released this week by a fat White guy named Kurt Jantz, who goes by the showbiz name Forgiato Blow, and JJ Lawhorn, who identifies as a country singer.

Jantz, a prep-school kid with a neckbeard and high cholesterol who started cosplaying as a rapper in 2013, to no success, started making whatever name he has since made for himself in 2016, latching on to the Trump/MAGA grift with the release of a song titled “Silver Spoon,” reaching #1 on the iTunes chart in 2023 with “Boycott Target,” which accused the retailer of grooming children with Pride merchandise.

Real winner, that dude.

Lawhorn is our tie to Virginia – he’s a native of Hanover County, a Richmond exurb that went 62 percent for Trump in the 2024 election.

Lawhorn was signed to his first record deal in 2011, at the age of 17, had a song on country radio three years later, then fell off the face of the dadgum earth.

Probably would have been better for all of us if he’d stayed under whatever rock he was living under for the past decade.

Instead, we get hear the chunky rich kid and the hick from the Central Virginia sticks rapping about how:

Thou shall not steal, thou shall not kill
But if you do, bitch, we’ll hang you in a fuckin’ field.

And reinforcing the message in the chorus, which repeats:

We need a big, tall tree and a short piece of rope
Hang ’em up high at sundown
Leave ’em swingin’ so the folks all know
You don’t mess around in our town.

What was it that Donald Trump tried to say last week after the murder of Charlie Kirk about the “radical left”?

“For years, those on the radical left have compared wonderful Americans like Charlie to Nazis and the world’s worst mass murderers and criminals,” Trump said in a speech from the Oval Office.

“This kind of rhetoric is directly responsible for the terrorism that we’re seeing in our country today, and it must stop right now,” Trump said, speaking, let’s be clear here, about the murder of a White guy by another White guy, who at the very least grew up in a pro-Trump, quite MAGA household in friggin’ Utah.

“My administration will find each and every one of those who contributed to this atrocity and to other political violence, including the organizations that fund it and support it,” Trump said.

How about you start with whoever helped these chodes get this song out to the masses.

(It’s available on iTunes and YouTube, among other places.)

“Good vs. Evil” was released on Sept. 11; four days later, the body of Demartravion “Trey” Reed, 21, a Black student at Delta State University in Cleveland, Miss., was found hanging from a tree near the university’s pickleball courts.

Police are trying to call it a suicide; the family is like, nah.

This is, of course, all just a coincidence.