First, Statlander-Thekla: you could put this toward the end of a five-hour AEW PPV, and it would keep people riveted for whatever your main event is.
Next, the tag-title match: Jake Doyle was Jake Something on the indies and in TNA. Jake Something is many times a better name than Jake Doyle.
Mark Davis is in this one because somebody needs to eat the fall.
The rest of the card
- TNT champion Mark Briscoe defends against El Clon: El Clon is listed at 5’9”, 152 pounds. Tiny.
- Swerve Strickland Andrade El Idolo: I assume Strickland is booked to win, which bothers me for Andrade, because he’s back in the company two weeks, and they’re already jobbing him?
- Kenny Omega Rocky Romero: Omega goes over, but this one should be entertaining, because they’ve worked together a lot, and Romero is a good worker.
- Jon Moxley Ace Austin: This is a Continental Championship eliminator match. For the millionth time, have two top contenders wrestle each other for a title shot. Putting a champ in an “eliminator match” is plain dumb.
- AEW world champion MJF appears: Which is all he needs to do. Just give him a mic, and stand clear.