Trump invites sex offender, DEI hater, ‘roid abuser to mark return of kids’ fitness test
Donald Trump, who is north of 300 pounds with cankles, is bringing back the Presidential Fitness Test for kids, because of course he is.
Donald Trump, who is north of 300 pounds with cankles, is bringing back the Presidential Fitness Test for kids, because of course he is.
Donald Trump admitted on Tuesday that his falling out with Jeffrey Epstein had to do with the disgraced sex trafficker stealing a 16-year-old who was working at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago spa.
The Trump administration is expecting to be applauded for doing its job with respect to simply releasing nearly $6 billion in education funds to the states.

Donald Trump thinks the solution to homelessness is to protect good White folks from having to see homeless people by rounding them up and putting them in facilities.
Nearly $10 million in birth control intended for economically disadvantaged women will be burned, as ordered by the Trump Administration.
Donald Trump is so worried about being outed as a child rapist that he has his attorney general looking at Hillary’s emails, on top of continuing to bluster about Barack Obama.
President Donald Trump is expected to sign an Artificial Intelligence Action Plan with a goal to keep the U.S. at the forefront of AI.
In May, the U.S. stored 500 metric tons of emergency food at the United States Agency for International Development warehouse in Dubai.
Tulsi Gabbard has sent a criminal referral to the Justice Department asking the DOJ to probe Obama-era officials for “manufactured and politicized intelligence” regarding the Trump-Russia probe.
Donald Trump, trying in vain to distract us from the Epstein files fiasco, is threatening the people who own Washington Commanders, saying he wants them to rename the team the Washington Redskins, or else.
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