Donald Trump really hates middle-aged white guys

Donald Trump isn’t president without middle-aged white guys, which is why it’s odd that he seems to hate them so much.

I mean, why else is he taking away their Harley-Davidson? There’s nothing more middle-aged white guy than a Harley-Davidson, aka the Midlife Crisis Come to Life.

The company’s business model is based entirely on middle-aged white guys telling their wives, I’ve always wanted a motorcycle, and their wives responding, Well, guess it’s that, or the hairstylist down the street who does yard work in shorty-shorts.

They only ride them on Sundays, but they’d had more free time for their Harleys after Trump took away the other thing that’d had their attention on Sundays.

Harley-Davidson doesn’t exist without white guys going through mid-life crises. The NFL doesn’t exist without beer companies needing a vehicle for their commercials to sell their swill to white guys after they get home from riding their choppers.

So, now, no NFL. No Harleys. It’s not like these guys ever went to church, but the way Trump has played the church folks, tricking them into backing him every time he threatens to grab another woman’s crotch, well, actually, maybe church could more fun for these fellas, especially if that hairstylist from down the street gets to start feeling religious.

Ahem.

No NFL, no Harleys, maybe church. Trump has definitely taken away porn from the guys. That one went by the wayside the moment they saw the item on the news about his affair with Stormy Daniels, and their eyebrows raised.

“Um, OK, how do you know who this Stormy Daniels is?” was the response from the wife, and then came the daily web history searches.

They still have their beer, the white guys, but you can probably see where this is going. Trump’s next big thing is going to be slapping on a beer tariff, so you’d better stock up on your Guinness and Corona, and just wait ‘til Trump finds out that Anheuser-Busch is owned by the Belgians.

No NFL, Harleys, porn, beer.

I mean, we’d better get ready for more economic anxiety, is all I’ve got to say.

Column by Chris Graham