Chris Graham: Think pink
“Can you check the pink in hightops, size 13?”
“Are these for you?”
“Um, yeah.”
“Um, OK.”
Awkward exchange at a shoe store in Charlottesville recently when I came across a pair of Converse Chuck Taylors for sale in a color that I don’t have yet.
Yep, pink.
It was the second such awkward exchange with a shoe sales clerk over my interest in pink hightops.
I get it, in a sense, and what I get I don’t like.
The first clerk went into a soliloquy about how she hoped her boyfriend never asked her for pink shoes.
How do you respond to something like that?
“Um, you know, I’m heterosexual.”
As if that would matter one way or the other.
(Not, as Jerry and George said once on “Seinfeld,” that there’s anything wrong with that.)
Gay, straight, whatever – I just want pink Chuck Taylor hightops in my size.
I like pink. I wore a pink dress shirt yesterday. I’ve worn a pink hat for a photo in a YMCA promotional photo. (And kept the hat.)
The bad news: no pink Chucks at the store that I visited last week.
But there was a pair in my wife’s size at another store that we stopped at a couple of months back.
(We weren’t accosted there when I asked about size-13s.)
Crystal wore her pair one workday this week, just for me.
(I was so-o-o-o jealous.)
More columns by Chris at TheWorldAccordingToChrisGraham.com.
And then there were eight: VCU advances to Elite Eight in dramatic fashion
A Bradford Burgess layup on an inbounds play with seven seconds to go extended Virginia Commonwealth’s Cinderella run as the Rams knocked off Florida State 72-71 in overtime in the Southwest Region semifinals Friday night.
The Rams (27-11) led by as many as nine points in the second half but went ice-cold in the final four minutes of regulation. A Chris Singleton three-pointer tied the game at 65 with 46 seconds to go and ultimately sent the game to overtime. Read more
Richmond falls to #1 seed Kansas in Sweet 16
Richmond fell to top-seeded Kansas, 77-57, in the NCAA Sweet 16 Friday night at the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas. Senior Justin Harper led Richmond with 22 points.
The hot-shooting Kansas took the wind out of Richmond’s sails early, with a 14-2 run to take a 31-9 lead with 6:35 remaining in first frame. Richmond would get to within 37-22 after a Harper three but trailed at the break 41-22. Read more
#3 UVa. blasts Maryland

The No. 3-ranked Virginia baseball team scored 10 runs in the fourth inning in blowing out Maryland 14-1 Friday evening at Davenport Field. The 10-run inning was Virginia’s largest single-inning output since a 10-run third inning against North Carolina in the 2009 ACC Tournament.
Danny Hultzen (Jr., Bethesda, Md.) improved to 5-0 this season after pitching six innings and allowing one earned run, four hits and three walks. He struck out nine and became the first Virginia pitcher to surpass 300 career strikeouts. Hultzen now has 301 career strikeouts, which ranks 23rd in ACC history. Read more
Keydets beat Presbyterian
Justin Hess had three RBI and Coby Cowgill allowed just one earned run over six innings, propelling the VMI Keydets past the Presbyterian College Blue Hose, 5-2, in Big South baseball action Friday afternoon in Clinton, S.C.
VMI (12-10-1, 2-2 Big South) got on the board in the second inning, as Rob Dickinson had an RBI double and Hess had an infield single to drive in a second run. That lead was one that the Keydets would not relinquish, and Hess drove in a fourth inning run on a groundout as well as VMI’s final run on an eighth-inning RBI hit. Read more
ODU knocks off JMU in series opener

Left-hander Kyle Hald struck out 10 in seven innings and shortstop Josh Wright delivered the big hit with a three-run home run in the fifth to lead Old Dominion to a 5-4 win over James Madison in the opener of a three-game Colonial Athletic Association baseball series on Friday afternoon at Eagle Field at Veterans Memorial Park.
ODU improved to 11-13 overall and 4-3 in the CAA while JMU dropped to 17-6 overall and 7-3 in the league. Read more
Longwood women's lax handles Howard
The Longwood University women’s lacrosse team earned a win in its second National Lacrosse Conference (NLC) game of 2011 with a 16-4 decision over Howard on Friday afternoon at the Athletics Complex in Farmville. Senior Kesley Dean|Centreville, Md. (Queen Anne’s) tallied a team-high three points on one goal and two assists to lead the Lancers (6-3) to victory against the Bison (3-6). Read more
Wayne Theatre to ramp up programming
The Wayne Theatre will open in a year or two with a fully formed programming schedule that will get going this summer in a familiar venue a block down Main Street.
“The opportunity to sublease the facility at 329 West Main could not come at a better time. We are looking towards the reopening of the Wayne Theatre in 2012. This move will provide a natural transition for the Alliance while building on our success with the Radio Hour,” said Bill Hausrath, the chairman of the Wayne Theatre Alliance, which announced today that it will lease space at 329 W. Main St. that will allow for a significant expansion of programming starting in August.
The Alliance has been using the space currently occupied by Blue Ridge Christian Fellowship for its monthly River City Radio Hour live-performance series. The Radio Hour will expand to twice-monthly with plans by the WTA to add to the monthly schedule.
Board member Tracy Straight is working with Wayne Theatre Alliance executive director Clair Myers to develop the first season of performances. One likely production is Barbara Bates in a one-woman show in September. Other options currently under consideration are artists listed in the Virginia Commission for the Arts roster and the Mid Atlantic Foundation register.
“I am very excited about what we are going to be able to do to move our programming forward,” Straight said. “I have been working towards the reopening of the Wayne Theatre since the WTA was organized in 2000 to save the building. This interim step is an ideal way to get the organization and the community ready for what the Wayne will be.”
The Alliance is within $600,000 of completing its $3.2 million capital campaign and is currently working on finalizing a construction loan that can get work going at the historic theatre.
“The process is complicated because of the size of the loan, the nature of the business, and the tax credits associated with the project,” said Jim Wilson, treasurer of the Alliance. “We are confident that all the ‘T’s and I’s’ will be crossed and dotted soon and we will have the funds to complete the project. That will be our next announcement.”
“We are all very excited to begin our life as a presenting and a producing organization,” said Gayle Mapstone, Vice Chair for Administration. “I remember when the Wayne was the community’s entertainment center. I look forward to bringing that energy back to Waynesboro.”
The Alliance will announce its new season of entertainment in June.
Story by Chris Graham. Chris can be reached at freepress2@ntelos.net.
Snow in the forecast for the weekend
The National Weather Service has issued a Winter Storm Watch for Saturday evening through Sunday afternoon – with a forecast of up to five inches of snow for the Central Shenandoah Valley.
Temperatures are forecast to be around 30 Saturday night, with highs on Sunday expected to push above freezing into the upper 30s.
World Trade Center steel coming to Staunton Fire and Rescue
The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey has approved the Staunton Fire and Rescue Department to receive a piece of steel that was recovered from the 9/11 terrorist attack.
The Port Authority’s 9/11 WTC Project allows artifacts to be used in memorials open to the public. The piece of steel will be displayed in a community memorial in front of the Staunton Fire Station #1 on Augusta Street. Fire Department personnel will create and build the memorial for the 10th anniversary of 9/11 to be held in September, using their talent and donated materials.
It has been a two-year process to receive the steel, and Staunton Fire and Rescue is one of only 1,000 departments to receive a WTC artifact.
The Department will be seeking donations to complete their project, and citizens interested in contributing may contact the fire chief at 540.332.3884. Items needed include landscaping block, decorative rock, and a memorial plaque.
Hearing on CDBG grant application set for City Council meeting
Waynesboro City Council is holding a public hearing on Monday night on a proposed application for a Community Development Block Grant to fund downtown improvements.
The effort to build an application for submission for the grant has been led by the city, Waynesboro Downtown Development Inc. and the Waynesboro Redevelopment and Housing Authority.
In spring 2010, the city obtained a $35,000 Downtown Planning Grant from the Virginia Department of Housing and Community Development. The purpose of the planning grant is to aid in further project development and improve local readiness to undertake a downtown improvement project.
Major elements of the planning study include community visioning and engagement, a downtown market analysis, a marketing/branding assessment, economic restructuring strategies and a coordinated physical improvement program.
More information on the project is available online at www.RevitalizingDowntownWaynesboro.com.
The public hearing is on the agenda for the City Council meeting that will begin at 7 p.m. and be held in the Council Chambers at the Charles T. Yancey Municipal Building, 503 W. Main St., Waynesboro.


















Chris Saxman: Cold Fusion – March Madness Edition
Posted on March 26, 2011 · 1 Comment
No, I didn’t give them up for Lent. I gave up trying to figure out the Obama Administration’s energy, domestic and foreign policies for Lent.
Frankly, it has been a liberating experience.
No longer do I spend hours watching and reading the news discerning the decisions of this administration. After all, why try to make sense of the senseless?
Recently we have seen the wunderkind take on school bullying, childhood obesity and NCAA basketball brackets for both the women’s and men’s tournaments.
School bullying and childhood obesity issues should be the domain of the state legislatures but the states have devolved into administrative arms of the federal government. Anyone looking to repeal the 17th Amendment to the US Constitution will have an uphill but worthy battle. The Founders set up our nation such that the US Senate would represent the states to the federal government. Now, the opposite is irreversibly true. More’s the pity.
I don’t have a problem with the POTUS playing golf, filling out NCAA brackets or vacationing in Rio. I have a problem with the POTUS playing golf, filling out brackets and vacationing without dealing with $107 Trillion dollars in unfunded entitlements, a $231 Trillion derivative market that is hedged with federal taxpayer (my) money, and a monetary policy that is bordering on maniacal if not criminal.
Tackle those and then hit the links, go to the Bellagio and lay a few Franklins on Baylor beating UConn in the Women’s NCAA, and then take Michelle and the kids to Cirque Du Soleil. Go for it. Until then, try what so many Americans are doing for spring break – having a “staycation”. This is when people stay home for vacation and catch up the things that have been neglected for so long.
Instead the POTUS goes to Brazil and offers US FINANCIAL assistance in helping Brazil drill, safely mind you, off the coast of Brazil. Brazil. You remember that great ally of ours who has come to our aid in Iraq, Afghanistan and now Libya.
Direct quote of the POTUS in Brazil “We want to help you with the technology and support to develop these reserves safely. And when you are ready to start selling, we want to be one of your best customers.”
We do? We want to be one of Brazil’s best customers? No, we don’t. We want to be energy independent. We want to control our own destiny. We don’t want to send any more of our hard earned money to any country for their oil. We would prefer that to stay here so that we can help grow an economy that currently cannot pay the bills that are not just in the drawer but overflowing the drawer.
This is March Madness. But sadly it is going to continue for every March of our children’s and grandchildren’s future. All of their Marches and years will be devoted to paying our bills. Not their bills – ours.
If you had to fill out a bracket of 68 of the leading countries in the world and had to put money on it, real money, who would you pick to reach the Sweet Sixteen, the Elite Eight, the Final Four and the Championship Game? Who would you pick to win it all?
Mr President, fill out that bracket and make decisions accordingly.
When Obama was elected, many conservatives hoped that he would fail. I was not among them for when an American president fails, America fails.
I want every president to do well, regardless of party.
Our president is not doing well and it really has not affected his team a discernible iota. President Clinton, after the GOP won control of the House and Senate in 1994, took to the House floor and historically declared “the era of big government is over”. He understood that in order to govern, he had to make peace with his political adversaries.
And did.
After that momentous speech in January of 1995, the GOP and Clinton competed against each other to balance the budget. Guess what? It worked. They balanced the budget. Not Clinton or the GOP. They both did with a combination of economic growth(fueled in large part by massive investments and stock option baited hyper productivity in the tech sector) and keeping spending under control.
Nietzsche said “Madness is something rare in individuals – but in groups, parties, peoples and ages it is the rule”. He also said that “Out of chaos comes order”.
Supposing that along the way in his life Hawaii to Indonesia to Hawaii to Los Angeles (Occidental College) to NYC (Columbia U) to Harvard to Chicago he picked up some Nietzsche, he would see the merit in American rugged individualism and start leading this country out of and not into more chaos.
Apparently he has a far too unhealthy intellectual diet of Saul Alinsky and Rev. Jeremiah Wright barren of fly over country common sense that leaves him building a Brussels style European government. Which is quite perplexing given that Europeans are punting on Brussels. Hell’s bells – FRANCE is leading MILITARILY! Read that back. That’s madness!
The Ides of March has passed and the “groups, parties…rule”. Madness.
But why do I root for the Pittsburgh Pirates after 18 losing season in a row? Hope springs eternal (Alexander Pope) and since there will be snow on the daffodils tonight, spring is on the way! I hope….Thank God for baseball.
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